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My cousin’s custom order pizza:


  1. She is vegan
  2. She does not like vegan cheese
  3. She is allergic to most of the nuts
  4. She avoids gluten
  5. She eats only few vegetables (they didn’t have those)
  6. She hates champions (they didn’t have any other type of mushroom)

by magnifiques

49 Comments

  8. GentrifriesGuy

    Kick this person out of your family asap and have Italy downstroke them

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  9. Slight_Tiger2914

    Why in TF would you pay someone to make this for you?…

  10. SpreadEagleSmeagol

    A vegan who doesn’t even *like* most vegetables? Is she just doing it for the vegan cred? Sounds like a pretentious twat.

  13. PeaOk5697

    You can’t help her if she dosen’t wanna be helped. Let her be miserable

  16. AdhesivenessOk5534

    Tell your cousin she sucks for treating gluten like it’s some fad diet because it makes people belive those with celiac and NCGS can have “just a little gluten” and it makes people less aware of cross contamination and how harmful it is to people who cannot ingest any gluten due to severe medical reasons

    Also tell her that she is missing out on very very important nutrients and vitamins from gluten laden food, tell her she’s lucky that she has the *choice* to eat gluten or not

    Compare it to her nut allergies and how she would be upset and suffer severe consequences of people went on a no treenut or no peanut diet and that resulted in people being less cautious with cross contamination from nuts

  17. QuartzXOX

    I’m speechles. Your cousin’s diet is worse than my friend’s who is a picky vegetarian.

  19. O_o-buba-o_O

    That’s not pizza, that’s a cracker with sauce & onions.

  21. mountedpandahead

    You would think whoever made the “pizza” would at least spread the single topping out more, break up the onions, and generally be less stingy.

  27. WavFile

    This was posted on linkedin back in 2019, anything for karma ig

  29. askalis777

    Add green peppers and banana peppers 👌🏻

  30. Aromatic_Soup5986

    Gluten is not harmful at all unless you have celiac disease or non celiac gluten sensitivity.

    She sounds like a nightmare to deal when it’s about food, those people should out of courtesy not expect anyone to cook for them but do it themselves.

  31. LarenCoe

    That’s not pizza. That’s tomato onion bread.

  35. LucidMarshmellow

    Are these legit allergies or “allergies” that some quack doctor told her about?

  38. Great_Geologist1494

    Honestly why even eat pizza at this point. There’s no way that shit tasted good

  39. TwoFingersWhiskey

    I have to avoid a ton of foods due to allergies and I’ve eaten far worse than this lmao

  41. Sword-of-Chaos

    “Hello, how would you like your pizza?”

    Tasteless

  45. Dragonlvr420

    Is your cousin a good pizza great pizza customer

  46. Nothing-Matters-7

    Shopping List for an individual that has problems:

    A wok, wok tools, maybe some neutral oil and:

    A box of Uncle Ben’s instant rice

    A couple of bags of frozen vegtables

    A bottle of gluten free, salt free, preservative free Soy Sauce

    So far, so good, what else does the shopping list for this person need:

    A couple of cans of chickpeas for some bulk and fiber.

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